so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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