You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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