she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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