he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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