Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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