i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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