i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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