Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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