Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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