I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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