i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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