I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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