So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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