i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
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Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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