you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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