He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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