I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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