I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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