porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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