what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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