just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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