How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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