Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?

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(705): View more from Ontario

i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole

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(386): View more from Florida

Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b

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(845): View more from New York

Because ur a stupid bitch

(1-845): View more from New York

Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them

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(727): View more from Florida

He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.

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(302): View more from Delaware

From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.

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