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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me

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• (805): View more from California

  at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after

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• (845): View more from New York

  I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount

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• (619): View more from California

  Be still, my beating vagina.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death

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• (351): View more from Massachusetts

  I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.

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• (947): View more from Michigan

  Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?

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  I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me

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• (631): View more from New York

  I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.

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