Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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