Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
that may or may not have been my penis.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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