Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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