If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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