We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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