fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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