honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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