____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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