oh god the rape fog is back!
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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