god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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