Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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