So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
His hands were made for my vagina.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So much Jack, so little girl.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Randomize
