gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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