Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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