I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
organizing the empties. That sober.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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