i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
don't judge my taste in strippers
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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