You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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