you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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this boner is exhausting
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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