so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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