I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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