Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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