Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
