Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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