hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize