Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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