I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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