People with herpes should wear stickers.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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