i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.