He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.