ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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