we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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