as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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