i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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