i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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