She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Two words: blizzard sex
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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