just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I think I sprained my soul last night
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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