Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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