she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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