I can tuck mytits in my pants
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Randomize
